Just in time for the Eurovision Song Contest, here comes the Next Big Thing - Norwegian superstars Fjörd, and the video for their soon-to-be massive international hit Forever Young Tonight Always...

Or it might be comedy sketch duo Giants – that's Barney Fishwick and Will Hislop – parodying the almost unparodiable (if that is even a word) in this bright and breezy romp, directed by Hunter Allen and Sami Ibrahim.  

Which serves to nicely whet the appetite for the real nonsense from Portugal later on...