Niall Trask, Insecure Men frontman Saul Adamczewski, and a very close friend repair to Primrose Hill to bring the scurrilous Cliff Has Left The Building to life, for your pleasure.

“I dreamt of having a romantic relationship with Cliff Richard,” admits Adamczewski, as way of explanation. “At first we wanted to use a lookalike but we couldn’t afford it, so we settled for any old man. And that’s what this is. Me having a romance with an old man on a hill.”

But don't let that put you off.